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Decoding Language DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish.........................49. Adventurous....................Slept with everyone. Athletic.......................No breasts. Average looking................Moooo. Beautiful......................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure.............On medication. Feminist.......................Fat. Free Spirit....................Junkie. Friendship first...............Former Slut. New-Age........................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned..................No B.J.'s Open-minded....................Desperate Outgoing.......................Loud and embarrassing. Professional...................Bitch. Voluptuous.................... fat. Wants soul mate................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes...........................No No............................Yes Maybe.........................No We need.......................I want I am sorry....................You'll be sorry We need to talk...............You're in trouble Sure, go ahead................You better not Do what you want..............You will pay for this later I am not upset................Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're attentive tonight......Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry..................I am hungry I am sleepy..................I am sleepy I am tired...................I am tired Nice dress...................Nice cleavage! I love you...................Let's have sex now I am bored...................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?.......I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?.....I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie?.....I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner?.....I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit...........I'm gay

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