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Love your pet? Got an animal story? Tell us about dogs, cats, fish, birds, turtles, horses, alligators, snakes, reptiles, goldfish, chia pet, critters, ferrets, party animals, insect, zebra. Thanks to the SPCA for your good work and all our furry friends.
Westminster Dog Show
A breeder named Patti receives a free ticket to the Westminster Dog Show from the premium dog food company. Unfortunately, when Patti arrives at the Garden she discovers the seat is in the last row in the corner of the Garden-- she is closer to the Ex-pe ...
Dog Facts
How Dogs and Men Are the Same. 1.Both take up too much space on the bed. 2.Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3.Both are threatened by their own kind. 4.Both mark their territory. 5.Both are bad at asking you questions. 6.Neither tells you ...
THINGS WE CAN LEARN FROM A DOG
THINGS WE CAN LEARN FROM A DOG Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it is in your best interest, pr ...
Do you know your animals?
A group of unicorns is called a blessing. Twelve or more cows are known as a flink. A group of frogs is called an army. A group of rhinos is called a crash. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of whales is called a pod. A group of geese is ...
THE VETERINARIAN at church
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put t ...
Dogs Vs. Cats
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll ...
WHY GOD MADE PETS
They help out around the house... They protect our children ... They look out for the smaller ones ... They show us how to relax ... They "converse" with each other They help you when you're down ... They are great at decorating for the Holida ...
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshu ...
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! ...
Talking Dog For Sale
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sittin ...
Who needs a Dog?
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it... Then buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want Then buy ...