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A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign
in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He
rings the bell and the owner tells him the
dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the
backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that
I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to
help the government, so I told the CIA about my
gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and
world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping I was one of their most valuable spies
for eight years running. But the jetting around
really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security, wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth
are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's such a liar. He never did any of that
crap".
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