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One Liners, in memory of Jim & Isabel Hotchkiss
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."
Obama health care
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers. "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at the hospital laboratory.
Dear God
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
FREE KITTENS
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home.Next to her was a basket containing a number tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
Depression
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, government health care, real estate prices, the stock market, the federal deficit, Iraq, Afghanistan, global warming, my savings, Social Security, and the credit card debate. I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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