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Awesome Bumper Stickers - these are real!!!

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""NEW"" Bumper stickers •I'm a corporate executive -- I keep things from happening. •If Clinton is the answer, it was a stupid question. •Lobotomies for Democrats: It's the law. •Bad Cop! No donut! •Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket? •Atheism is a non-prophet organization. •On the other hand, you have different fingers. •Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse? •I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. •When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. •Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. •Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. •I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. •He's not dead -- He's electroencephalographically challenged. •She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower. •You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. •I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. •Honk if you love peace and quiet. •Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? •Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. •A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. •Dyslexics have more fun. •Clones are people two. •Entropy isn't what it used to be. •F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM. •Jesus saves, pes to Moses: shoots, SCORES! •Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! •186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the law. •A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese. •A waist is a terrible thing to mind. •Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner. •Anything free is worth what you pay for it. •Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way! •COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage. •Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? •Editing is a rewording experience. •Everyone is entitled to my opinion. •Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool! •Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy. •I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure. •My reality check just bounced. •Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. •What if there were no hypothetical questions? •Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery. •No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.