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Typical day in San Diego......

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San Diego, California, 3-27-06... A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. ""What are you going to do with the money?"" asked the patrolman. ""Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,"" he answered. ""Oh, don't listen to him,"" yelled a woman in the passenger seat. ""He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."" This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned,"" I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, ""Are we over the border yet?"" Typical day....

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