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Marj

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THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Looking back over the years That we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I've always wanted to have Someone to hold, Someone to love. After having met you I've changed my mind. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. ! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ When we were together, You always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your friends and I wanted to do Something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So your daughter's a hooker, And it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.

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