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The Cork

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Bruce the Boss

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Jeffy

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Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. If you do not mind me saying,"" said the second, ""that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"" I regret I cannot"", lamented the first A. ""It is permanently stuck in my butt."" ""I do not understand,"" said the other. The first terrorist says, ""I was walking along the beach And I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, And then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, ""I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."" I said, ""No shit?""

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