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Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience, understanding, perseverance, and a lot of other things you wouldn't need if you'd stayed single!
Tactful husband who forgot: ""But, Dear, how can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?""
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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