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Random Thoughts - a definite maybe

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* ""Give me a couple of years and I'll make that actress an overnight success."" * ""I don't care if it (his new picture) doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man woman and child in America to see it."" * ""I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong."" * ""Tell them (the actors) to stand closer apart."" * ""If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business."" * ""I read part of it all the way through."" * ""If I look confused it's because I'm thinking."" * ""When I want your opinion I will give it to you."" * ""I don't want yes men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs."" * ""You are going to call him William? What kind of a name is that? Every Tom, Dick, Harry is called William."" * ""An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."" * ""Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it."" * ""True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes and I won't say no--but I'm giving you a definite maybe."" * ""It's more magnificent than mediocre."" * ""I had a great idea this morning, but I didn't like it."" * ""Gentlemen, include me out."" * ""A hospital is no place to be sick."" * ""If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."" * ""That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg."" * ""Never make forecasts, especially about the future."" * ""Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale! * ""Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."" * ""You fail to overlook the crucial point."" * ""It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities."" * ""Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory."" * ""I never liked you and I always will."" * ""A bachelor's life is no life for a single man"". * ""In two words im-possible."" * ""We have all passed a lot of water since then."" * ""This makes me sore, it gets my dandruff up."" * ""My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them."" * ""If you can't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?"" * When he first saw Ava Gardner's screen test she had a thick southern accent at the time. His response was, ""She doesn't even speak English. Bring her back next year.""