More Jokes Silly Fun Conservatives Vs Liberals
Conservatives Vs Liberals
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't` buy one
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.
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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about
how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully, and still
look good.
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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see
themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in
need of government protection.
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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how
to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
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If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he
switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut
down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go
to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God
and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion,
of course!)
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If a conservative decides he needs health care,
he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a
job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he
gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck,
moans like he's in labor, and then sues.
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If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it
so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
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