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Example,  the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name Is  Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.    
The  FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.   After  careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently  announced that it has settled on the generic name of  Mycoxafloppin.  

Also  considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of  course, Ibepokin.     

Pfizer  Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,  and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use  as a mixer..  

It  will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff  one.  

Obviously  we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the  names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff  drink'.  

Pepsi  will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT &  DO.     

Thought  for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and  Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.  

This  means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.