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You know you're hooked on the Internet when
You know you're hooked on the Internet when... 1. You wake up at 3 a.m.to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 2. You get a tattoo that reads ""This person best viewed with Netscape Navigator 2.1 or higher."" 3. Y ...
Words to Live By
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Why we forward jokes
This explains the habbit . . . A man and his dog were walking along a road The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He ...
Who's Your Daddy?
The following are all replies that Dallas , TX women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details", or to put it another way, "Who's Your Daddy"? 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A w ...
Who's in charge? My Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would Happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , ...
Who Would You Rather Be?
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH 1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay 2. Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time 3. You get to eat disgusting food like snails and frogs legs 4. If there's a war you can surrend ...
Who Can Forget Hollywood Squares...
If you remember the original Hollywood Squares, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, o ...
What State Mottos SHOULD Be:
Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: Dehyd-rific! Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthang California: As Seen on TV Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only ...
What is Politics?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We ar ...
What is an American?
What is an American? Written by an Australian Dentist... To Kill an American You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who ...