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Golf & the Salesperson
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he ...
Football Fans Lose It
A little old lady is walking down the street, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flyingout of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her....""Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."" ""Damn!"" says the little old lady. ...
The Golfer and the funeral
A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten-foot putt to win the round, and the $200. As he was lining up his putt, a funeral procession started to pass by. The golfer set down his pu ...
Tiger Woods at an Irish Gas Station
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is.. ""Top o' the mor to ya"". As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall ...
20 Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 17. It's a game of inches. 16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. ...
3 Guys and a Blond playing golf
A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained that the member who brought her to the club for ...
Michael Jordan
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS MICHAEL JORDAN AND A GROUNDHOG? A: Six more weeks of basketball.
Raider's find new QB
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl vi ...
Bedroom Golf Rules
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. F ...
Golf Lessons for Women
"..... Well, what should I do?" asked the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast." Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW! he hit the ball 250 yards straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man went bac ...
Golfers lives and wives
The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of th ...
GOLF BALLS
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, ""It's go ...
Billy Donovan Swaps Italian Suits for Overalls, Takes o...
Dapper Gators coach Billy Donovan is one of the many basketball coaches famous for being very well dressed at all times. But dapper Donovan is now sporting a very new look that will soon be made public. The reason? The Florida branch of the influential Re ...
Spirit of Football
A guy took his girlfriend, Sheila, to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," Sheila replied, "especially the tight pants and all ...
Golf classic jokes
A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?" Michelson replied, "The holes are numbered."
Classic Golf joke
A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole my son? " The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?" The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray. " The y ...
Classic Golf joke
A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing; the ball ...
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good. #9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot. #7... Foursomes are encouraged. #6... You can still make money doing ...