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""The Sixth Sense - The Sense of Humor""
The following are actual signs seen across the good ol' U.S.A.
At a Santa Fe gas station:
""We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.""
In a New York restaurant:
""Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.""
On the wall of a Baltimore estate:
""Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
--Sisters of Mercy""
On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:
""38 years on the same spot.""
In a Los Angeles dance hall:
""Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.""
In a Florida maternity ward:
""No children allowed.""
In a New York drugstore:
""We dispense with accuracy.""
In the offices of a loan company:
""Ask about our plans for owning your home.""
In a New York medical building:
“Mental Health Prevention Center""
On a New York convalescent home:
""For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.""
On a Maine shop:
""Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.""
At a number of military bases:
""Restricted to unauthorized personnel.""
On a display of ""I love you only"" Valentine cards:
""Now available in multi-packs.""
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:
""Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.""
In a funeral parlor:
""Ask about our layaway plan.""
In a clothing store:
""Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.""
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
""15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!""
On a shopping mall marquee:
""Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced""
Outside a country shop:
""We buy junk and sell antiques.""
In the window of an Oregon store:
""Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?""
In a Maine restaurant:
""Open 7 days a week and weekends.""
On a radiator repair garage:
""Best place to take a leak.""
In the vestry of a New England church:
""Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.""
In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
""Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.""
On a roller coaster:
""Watch your head.""
On the grounds of a public school:
""No trespassing without permission.""
On a Tennessee highway:
""When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.""
Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash:
""If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car.""
And apparently, somewhere in England in an open field otherwise untouched by human presence, there is a sign that says,
""Do not throw stones at this sign.""
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