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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? ________________________________ Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ________________________________ What disease did cured ham actually have? ________________________________ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ________________________________ Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? ________________________________ If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ________________________________ Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? ________________________________ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at ! things on the ground? ________________________________ Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. ________________________________ Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? ________________________________ Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ________________________________ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? ________________________________ If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? ________________________________ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ________________________________ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ________________________________ ! If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ________________________________ Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ________________________________ Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ________________________________ Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? ________________________________ Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at YOU, BUT WHEN YOU TAKE HIM FOR A CAR RIDE; HE STICKS HIS HEAD OUT the window?

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