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Facts about us Americans. Did you know that... - only 30% of us can flare our nostrils - 45.2% pee in the shower - 44.9% pee in the ocean - 28.1% pee in the pool - the average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B – 85% of women wear the wrong bra size - 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do. - Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly. - men say the average erect penis is 10"". Women say it's 4"" – 56% of men have had sex at work - 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair - 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs - 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man - 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear - 67.5% of men were tightie whities (briefs) - 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations - 13% of us admit to occasionally doing our offspring's homework - 91% of us lie regularly - 27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz - 29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store - 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods - 90% believe in divine retribution - 10% believe in the 10 Commandments - 82% believe in an afterlife - 45% believe in ghosts - 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail - 29% of us are virgins when we marry - 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't - 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item - Over 50% believe in spanking---but only a child over 2 years old - 35% give to charity at least once a month - How far would you go for $10 million? - 25% would abandon their friends, family, and church - 7% would murder - 69% eat the cake before the frosting - When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton - 85% of us will eat Spam this year - 70% of us drink orange juice daily - Snickers is the most popular candy - 22% of us skip lunch daily - 9% of us skip breakfast daily - 66% of us eat cereal regularly - 22% of all restaurant meals include french fries - 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds - only 13% brush our teeth from side to side - 45% use mouthwash every day - 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink - the typical shower is 101 degrees F - Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair - 9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery - 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on - 58% of women paint their nails regularly - 62% of us pop our zits - 33% of women lie about their weight - 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost - 57% have had déjà vu - 49% believe in ESP - 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids - the average girl starts her period at age 12 - 44% have broken a bone - only 30% of us know our cholesterol level - 14% have attended a self-help meeting - 15% regularly go to a shrink - 78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home - 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up - 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat - 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet - 23.5% admit they don't always flush - 55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're using the toilet - 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet. 17% have been caught by the host. - 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants - 29% of us ignore RSVP - 71.6% of us eavesdrop - 22% are functionally illiterate - less than 10% are trilingual - 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR - 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers - 56% of women do the bills in a marriage - 2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks - 20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life - 40% of us have had music lessons - 44% reuse tinfoil - 57% save pretty gift paper to reuse - 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch - 53% read their horoscopes regularly - 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men) - 59% of us say we're average-looking - blacks are more than twice as likely to call themselves beautiful - 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us - 53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers - 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex. - 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity - on average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year - 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends - 2 out of 5 have married their first love - the biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money - only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand - 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees - 6% propose over the phone - 71% can drive a stick-shift car - 45% of us consistent follow the speed limit - 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light - 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts - 12% of men never use their car blinkers - 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them - 25% of us drive after we've been drinking - 4 out of 5 sing in the car - the average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes - 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand - women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold