The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ...
---> U. Gogh
The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white...
---> Hue Gogh
The real obnoxious brother ...
---> Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes ...
---> Gotta Gogh
The uncle who worked at a convenience store...
---> Stop N. Gogh
His dizzy aunt ...
---> Verti Gogh
His domineering aunt...
---> Vira Gogh
The cousin who moved to Illinois ...
---> Chica Gogh
His magician uncle ...
---> Wherediddy Gogh
The cousin who lived in Mexico ...
---> Amee Gogh
He also had a Filipino relative ...
---> Grin Gogh
The nephew that drove a stage coach ...
---> Wells Far Gogh
The uncle who was constipated ...
---> Cant Gogh
The aunt who loved ballroom dancing ...
---> Tan Gogh
His ornithologist uncle ...
---> Flamin Gogh
His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyist ...
---> E. Gogh
His cousin who loved tropical fruits ...
---> Mang Gogh
And he had an aunt who taught the power of positive thinking...
---> Whey Too Gogh
His bouncy young nephew ...
---> Poe Gogh
His Disco-loving sister ...
---> Go Gogh
His Italian uncle ...
---> Day Gogh
And his niece, who's been traveling the U.S. in a van ...
---> Winnie Bay Gogh