ARTERY the study of paintings
BACTERIA the back door of a cafeteria
BARIUM what doctors do when a patient dies
BOWEL a letter like A.E.I.O.U.
CAESAREAN SECTION a neighborhood of Rome
CATSCAN searching for kitty
COLIC a sheepdog
D AND C where Washington is
DILATE to live longer
ENEMA not a friend
FESTER quicker
GENITAL not a Jew
G I SERIES soldiers game
HANG NAIL coat hook
IMPOTENT distinguished/well known
LABOUR PAIN getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF a doctor's cane
MORBID a higher offer
NITRATES dearer than day rates
NODE was aware of
OUT PATIENT a person who fainted
PAP SMEAR fatherhood test
PELVIC a cousin of Elvis
POSTOPERATIVE a letter carrier
RECOVERY ROOM a place to do upholstery
RECTUM heck, darn near killed em
SCIATIC attic with a view of the sky
SEIZURE Roman Emperor
TABLET a small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS getting sick at the airport
TUMOUR an extra two
URINE opposite to you're out
VARICOSE nearby
VEIN conceited