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asked if I could drive a truck....

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the  children of Israel, pick up
Your shovel, mount your asses and camels,and I will  lead you to the promised
Land" ?

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your  shovels, sit on your
Asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised  land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses,  raised the price of
Camels and mortgaged the promised land! ?

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health  Care Plans, the economy,
The wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,  retirement funds, etc . . .I
Called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told  them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a  truck....