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Jacko Christmas
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa? Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!
The Tooth
A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, ""that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."" The man grabs the doc's arm, ""no way. I hate needles I'm not ...
2 Blondes
A blonde was reading the headline of the newspaper which read ""2 Brazilian men die in an attack"". She looks over at the other blonde, and says, ""I wonder how many a Brazilian is""?
Blonde And The Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts sho ...
A rancher & a Sheep
A rancher walks over to his wife with a sheep under his arm and says, ""This is the pig I'm forced to sleep with when you're not in the mood."" The wife replies, ""That's a sheep."" The rancher replies, ""I'm not talking to you."" Ouch! Apparently, t ...
Being Noisy In Church
My wife was reprimanding our three-year old for being noisy in church. She said, ""Jianna, why should you be quiet in church?"" Jianna said, ""Because daddy's sleeping.""
Blood from a Turnip
AKA The Big Squeeze - The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around ?that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a ?lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. ?Anyone who ...
Texas Spiders
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "" ...
God bless the Irish!
Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does. Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk. The late Bishop Sh ...
Eternal Judgment - Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert
Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck by lightning on the same day. All three find themselves in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. They start begging him to give them another chance at life. St. Peter agrees but on one condition: they ...
Surprise in the Women's Locker Room
Three women are in a gym locker room are dressing up to play racquetbal. Suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and pes the three women. He pes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. ""He's not my husband,"" ...
Enjoying Lunch at the Beach
Q: Why will you never, ever go hungry while at the beach? A; Because of all the Sand-Which is there Surfs Up!
Pinocchio's Sandpaper
One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. As they were cuddling later, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So, he asked her, “What’s the matter, baby?” Pinocchio’s girlf ...
New Emoticons covering the rear end
New Emoticons covering the rear end, Ass Emoticons (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_._) a flat ass (_^_) a bubble ass (_*_) a sore ass (_!__) a lop-sided ass a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_O_) and an ass t ...
2 Morons and a Dick
Two morons were in a car following Lorena Bobbitt that fateful night when she threw the ""appendage"" out of the window of her car. ""It"" hit the windshield of the moron's car and one of them exclaimed, ""Did you see the size of that bug?"" The other sa ...
Women and Farts
Q: Do you know why women can't fart? A: Because they can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure!
Popeye's Trick
Q: What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting? A: Dips it in Olive Oyl.
Movie Coming Out Soon
Did you hear there is a new movie about premature ejaculation? Ya, it's coming out too soon....